About Me

To clarify: I’m a half-breed by virtue of parents from opposite sides of the Mason-Dixon Line. The redneck part? Yeah, full-blooded there, though certain members of the family have worked hard to overcome it and manage to fool strangers and even themselves. Some of the stories you’ll read here are true; some may be stretched a little bit; and the rest are just flat-out lies I made up. You can decide which is which, if you need to – I prefer to just wallow in them all.

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